You agree to the terms of service below, and the Terms of Use for Substack, the technology provider.
you MUST enjoy EVERYTHING i EVER write
if you don’t, you are subject to immediate *something that will be chosen at a later time*
even if you’ve never read any of my posts, even if you’ve never heard of me, you have already agreed to abide by this contract
you also MUST have a good day, or i swear to god…